A collection of dialogue summaries and how-it-should-have-happeneds.
| Granny: | Good morning Mayor French! Would you like some iced tea? |
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| Belle: | That would be lovely, thank you Granny. |
| Granny: | Why are you holding an executive order to remove all parking meters from Storybrooke? |
| Belle: | |
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| Belle: | Can I get that iced tea to go? |
Glad you enjoy it!
| Sidney: | Thanks for getting me out of that cell. I didn't think anyone remembered I was down there. |
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| Belle: | No problem. My first project is getting everything up to code and secret dungeon mental wards are definitely not OK. |
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| Belle: | |
| Sidney: | Sooooo... |
| Belle: | So what? |
| Sidney: | So, don't you have any special jobs for me? |
| Belle: | What do you mean special jobs? |
| Sidney: | I mean, aren't you mayor? |
| Belle: | I suppose. |
| Sidney: | So don't you have someone you want me to smear? Or maybe I can plant a bug somewhere for you. |
| Belle: | What? No, that's crazy. Not to mention unethical. What about journalistic integrity? |
| Sidney: | Oh! Do you want me to pick on Emma? Regina loved it when I picked on Emma. It's settled. I'm gonna do that and I'm going to do it right this time so you'll be proud and not lock me in a mental hospital. |
| Belle: | What the hell was going on before I got here? |
| *Back in the Enchanted Forrest* | |
| Snow: | Behold Emma. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. |
| Emma: | But what’s that shadowy place? |
| Snow: | That’s Mordor. You must never go there Emma. |
| Emma: | Regina what are you even doing? You’re just yanking on the mooring rope. I mean it’s tied around the ship’s rail, that’s all. It’s not even attached to anything else and you’re yanking on it like it’ll do something. |
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| Regina: | Shut up Miss Swan. You’re not any better. You’re just holding onto that sail like you could possibly put it up. |
| Emma: | At least my part of the boat does something. |
| Regina: | At least I’ve been on one before. |
| Hook: | The Jolly Roger is not a boat. It’s a ship, a brig sailing ship to be exact. |
| Regina: | Yeah … Peasant. |
Oh, hey! That’s a nice surprise. Thanks for the heads up. It’s nice to know you guys appreciate the blog.
Here’s the post.
Thanks for the compliment!
But, to be fair, pretty much any follower picked at random to write/consult for the show would probably be an asset.
| Granny: | Hey Belle. Have you seen the paper? Your approval ratings are in and they're pretty high. |
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| Belle: | How can they be high? I haven't done anything yet. It's been barely one day. |
| Granny: | Yeah. A whole day without curses, explosions, killer vines, rogue giants, frame jobs, attempted kidnappings, or any other reason to form an angry mob. |
| Belle: | Well when you say it all at once like that. |
| Granny: | Basically, make it through the week without city hall catching on fire and you'll have a street named after you by Monday. |
Hopefully, if they are, it’s for suggestions and not for ways to screw with us even more.
There were a chunk of these in here and I thought I should at least fill one.
1. I used to own goats. A heard of of normal goats and a pet pygmy goat named Ginger (after the character in Black Beauty. It was actually black. I had to explain that a lot).
2. My favorite movie is Enchanted.
3. I watch a lot of crime shows. A whole lot.
4. Pushing Daises, Lie to Me, and Better off Ted are tied in my mind for most egregiously cancelled shows.
5. Matilda is my favorite Dahl book.
6. I play the flute. By which I mean I was in band for five years so I’m not completely useless on the flute.
7. If Phantom of the Opera is on I will drop whatever I’m doing to watch it.
8. Wonder Woman is my favorite DC character and She-Hulk is tied with Nightcrawler for my favorite Marvel character.
9. X-Men Evolution will always be my favorite incarnation of X-Men.
10. My parents almost named me Verity.
