Anna: I'll make a deal. I'll do whatever it takes to save my sister.
Rumplestiltskin: Great. Sign this contract and I'll tell you why your parents came to see me.
Anna: OK, let me just take a look at this.
Rumplestiltskin: What are you doing?
Anna: Reading it. What, you think I'm going to sign a contract from a stranger without reading it first? I grew up in a castle. My sister's the queen. I know how important paperwork is.
Rumplestiltskin: Huh.
Rumplestiltskin: Well this is awkward.

Q
You're blog is so awesome it's not even funny! Well, I mean it is funny, it's very funny, I just meant I love it so much it's not a joke! No but YOUR jokes are great! *sighs* -_- You get the idea. I love your blog.
Anonymous
A

Thanks man! And I appreciate how very Anna this message was. 


Grumpy: You cast this curse. That makes you mayor.
Snow: You are all profoundly mistaken on how local government works.

Henry: You know Mom, the casual look is kinda weird after a lifetime of seeing you in pretty much the same thing every day.
Regina: Well isn’t this what unemployed people wear?
Henry: Speaking of, the reason I’m not in school right now is that I have no teacher because Mary Margaret’s the mayor now.
Regina: So?
Henry: So this new curse has been on for a while and you're just now saying that you're not mayor. Conveniently, right when all of this drama starts up.
Regina:
Henry: I’m not complaining! This is a really great improvement on fireballs and murder.

Hook: You're the bloody Dark One. Do something.
Gold: Well I could melt the ice but that would also destroy your girlfriend. Is that what you want?
Charming: What? No. Just teleport her out. Poofing things in and out is like your favorite thing to do besides contracts and makeovers.
Hook: And no one's saying melt the entire thing? Just enough for her to get out. Help us!
Gold: I thought that a full color wedding announcement on the front page of the paper would have been more effective than a "Do Not Disturb" sign but, obviously, I should have invested in both.
Charming: What?
Gold: Let me make myself more clear. I am occupied! Solve your own damn problems for once!

Snow: Oh, hell no! Regina is not just going to send messages by bird now! That is my thing. Everyone knows it.
Emma: Mom, maybe -
Snow: No! She has taken enough from me! This is mine!

Emma: I lost everyone. I can't lose you too.
Hook: You don't have to worry about me. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's surviving.
Emma: You know, saying that before initiating a makeout session in the middle of the main road seriously undermines your point.
Hook: Why do I even try?

Gold: If you don't believe me, just have Belle use the dagger on me and you'll have your proof.
Belle: No! You don't have to do that.
Gold: It's fine. Miss Swan wants proof and I'm happy to cooperate.
Hook: Wait. You have the Dark One's dagger, one of the most powerful magical items in existence, something that people would and have killed for, and you're keeping it in your *purse*?
Belle: Yes.
Hook: And you see no problem with this.
Belle: Apparently not.
Hook: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
Belle: Only when the writers remember.

Q
Did I upset you with asking the question if you were a girl or a boy? I don't know who professor Oak is but I'm really sorry if I did. :'-(
Anonymous
A

You didn’t!

It’s just on old Pokemon joke. At the beginning of every game, the Pokemon prof asks you if you’re a girl or a boy to choose your player sprite.

Besides, it’s super hard to seriously upset me over the internet, especially by asking questions which I actually like.  


Q
Are you a girl or a boy?
Anonymous
A

Didn’t know Professor Oak read this blog.

I’m a girl, anon.