May 30, 2012 • 73 notes
David:  You know, it occurs to me that we've never really interacted
Emma: Us? Yeah, that might have something to do with the fact that your relationship with my only friend in the world is colossal fuckery, and repeatedly ends with her devastated and me running damage control
Emma: Do you have any idea how much tea I've had to drink in the past week?
Emma: She makes tea when she's upset. And then we have all this leftover tea and I have to drink it. 
Emma: My urine is turning colorful from all the green tea
Emma: My bowels are angry, David. I have angry bowels.
May 30, 2012 • 73 notes
Cinderella: All I did was get married!
Snow: I ran away from my stepmother who wanted to kill me
Snow: Robbed her carriages as a bandit in the woods for years
Snow: Successfully evaded capture until I met Charming, upon which we went on a rollicking adventure and saved each other from the Queen’s minions on several occasions
Snow: Single-handedly broke into the castle and pissed off Charming's not-really-father
Snow: Went axe-crazy for a while and tried to kill my stepmother
Snow: Stormed the castle with nine of my friends to rescue Charming
Snow: Ate a poison apple to save his life
Snow: And then we took back our kingdom with our Ragtag Bunch Of Misfits.
Snow:
Cinderella:
Snow:
Cinderella:
Snow: But yeah, you got married. Neat.
May 30, 2012 • 111 notes
Regina: Gold! He manipulated all of this
Emma: Agh, I hate when that happens
Emma: Like that time you manipulated me
Emma: And Sidney
Emma: And me
Emma: And Kathryn
Emma: And David
Emma: And Moe French
Emma: And me again
Emma: And Archie
Emma: And Jefferson
Emma: And Belle
Emma: And Mr. Gold
Emma: And Mary Margaret
Emma: And also me
May 29, 2012 • 5 notes

New theme?

Please drop any and all suggestions for a new theme in this ol’ box. Your input is majorly appreciated.

May 29, 2012
Q
i love your blog, but i feel it could benefit from a nicer theme. like, this theme just doesn't suit text posts well, in my opinion. either way, i will continue to follow. just some friendly advice~ great work making us all laugh :)
Anonymous
A

You have an excellent point, Anon! I’ve been meaning to adjust the theme, but a) I haven’t the time and b) I’m more of a words-and-text person than an artsy-graphic-design person.

If anyone has suggestions for a new theme, I’d love to hear ‘em. 

May 29, 2012
Q
This is my favoritee blog. I check for new posts about every hour <3
xdarkwafflex
A

You’re beautiful.

May 29, 2012 • 219 notes
Regina: I want to bring a baby of unknown origins into my town where nothing changes
Regina: And then I will place him in the public school system where he will be the only one who ever ages
Regina: And then I will bring him up to be discerning, curious, and outspoken
Regina: And then I will give him unlimited internet access
Regina: What could possibly go wrong
May 29, 2012 • 1 note
Q
Thank you :-D Your posts make my day!
cyberwoolf
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May 29, 2012 • 28 notes
Grumpy: Time to go mine!
Grumpy: I’m sure it’ll be fine to leave this grief-stricken woman alone all day with access to magical roofies given to her by Rumplestiltskin
Grumpy: I see no way this won’t end well.
May 28, 2012 • 103 notes
Regina: Hello, Miss Swan. I--
Regina: Where are your pants
Emma: What?
Regina: Your pants, where are they
Emma: I--
Regina: Busy night stripping?
Emma: I don't--
Regina: A little pants-off dance-off with some man friends?
Emma: No, I--
Regina: Oh, with some lady friends?
Emma: Look, Regi--
Regina: Hey, I don't judge
Regina: Whoever toasts your bagel, right?
Emma:
Regina:
Emma: You need to go.