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To be fair to Henry's family tree: Regina and Snow are both royals. I'm sure there's more fucked up things in it than just a sister/grandma.
Anonymous
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If FTL operates anything like the real world royal system then you probably have a point there.


Q
Thank you for clarifying that. I never thought it in that way. LOL. :) I just read the Henry Mills' wiki page on his family tree and it is so confusing.
Anonymous
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Oh yeah, no problem.

Once you start unraveling it it just gets more and more screwed up. I love telling people stuff like that and watching their faces as they make the connection in their heads. 


Q
Henry's crazy family tree also means that baby Neal is his uncle but he is kind of baby Neal's uncle too. Lol
Anonymous
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I really can’t wait until things quiet down enough for Henry and Co. to have the time to start doing these familial calculations themselves. I’d pay a lot to see how that conversation goes down.


Q
Can you clarify this part on Henry's quote on the last conversation: "And she's not kinda' your sister but also your grandma?"
Anonymous
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No problem!

Henry’s Family Tree Lesson Y’all.

So since Regina is Snow’s mom by marriage and Henry’s mom by adoption, that kinda’ makes Snow and Henry siblings, even though Snow’s also his grandma.

That’s not a serious point of course since they would never consider each other siblings and it doesn’t really work like that (under the circumstances anyway) but I love taking potshots at Henry’s Whomping Willow of a family tree.


Emma: So you have a sibling.
Elsa: Yes! Her name is Anna and--
Emma: And she's not weirdly 28+ years younger than you because of magical time stoppage?
Elsa: No?
Regina: And she didn't appear from nowhere to try and take away everything you love?
Elsa: What?
Henry: And she's not kinda' your sister but also your grandma?
Elsa: God, no! Are these all things that actually happened?
Emma: Oh yeah. This is gonna' be a rough few weeks for you, I can tell.

Q
Do you know anywhere to watch season 3 of ouat?
Anonymous
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Ask me off anon so I can message you!


If you happen to be at all interested in why Snow is a princess and not a queen (as I was in the tags of the last convo) check out this essay by silvergryphon which has a super in depth take on it and is more well written than actual homework I’ve done this week.


Elsa: Who dares approach my--
Regina: Oh good, you're home! I was worried I would have to come back later. Anyway, I'm Regina. Welcome to Storybrooke!
Elsa: I'm sorry, how did you get past the snow golems?
Regina: That's not important. What *is* important is that there's finally another queen in Storybrooke! Do you know how tedious it is to be surrounded by princesses all the time? I mean, they're perfectly nice, don't get me wrong, but--
Elsa: Wait, is that a fruit basket?
Regina: Oh, yeah! Apples. I didn't know what kind you liked so I grabbed a bunch. We are gonna' be such great friends!
Elsa: But I'm laying waste to your town!
Regina: Oh, I was doing that a little while back. Fun right? So are you more of a Honey Crisp or Granny Smith kind of woman?
Elsa: I don't understand what's happening right now.

Hook: How come Elsa gets to be hot in her movie and I don't?
Emma: Excuse me?
Hook: You heard me. How come she gets the sexy dress and I get the stupid mustache?
Emma: Seriously? She's trying to kill us all and that's your reaction?
Hook: Have you seen that dress?!?
Emma: Hook, I say this with all the sincerity in the world.
Hook: Don't.
Emma: You really need to--
Hook: Stop.
Emma: Let--
Hook: Swan.
Emma: It--
Hook: No.
Emma: Go.
Hook: I hate you.

Emma: OK. With Elsa running around freezing stuff, we need to keep everyone inside as much as possible until we sort things out, agreed?
Snow: Of course.
Charming: Naturally.
Gold: Obviously.
Henry:
Emma: Henry?
Henry: It's just that the wait to meet her at Disney World is soooo looooong and you never take me there anyway so--
Emma: You have got to be kidding me.
Henry: Just one picture?
Emma: Oh yeah. I'll be sure to ask her if she minds posing for a picture between attempts to not become a Popsicle.
Henry: And maybe if she knows where Anna is too--
Emma: INSIDE!