Charming: Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land.
Rumplestiltskin: Right, right.
Rumplestiltskin: Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life
Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White
Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers
Rumplestiltskin: And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison
Rumplestiltskin: And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose
Rumplestiltskin: I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have