Cinderella: All I did was get married!
Snow: I ran away from my stepmother who wanted to kill me
Snow: Robbed her carriages as a bandit in the woods for years
Snow: Successfully evaded capture until I met Charming, upon which we went on a rollicking adventure and saved each other from the Queen’s minions on several occasions
Snow: Single-handedly broke into the castle and pissed off Charming's not-really-father
Snow: Went axe-crazy for a while and tried to kill my stepmother
Snow: Stormed the castle with nine of my friends to rescue Charming
Snow: Ate a poison apple to save his life
Snow: And then we took back our kingdom with our Ragtag Bunch Of Misfits.
Snow:
Cinderella:
Snow:
Cinderella:
Snow: But yeah, you got married. Neat.